I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous — everyone hasn't met me yet. ~Rodney Dangerfield


Thursday, July 12, 2012

Insomnia and Me: 5 Things I've learned before 5:00am - Part VII

1) The 1908 Tunguska event is generally agreed to have been caused by the air burst of a large meteoroid but other explanations include time travel, alien attack and the testing of Nikoli Tesla's Death Ray.
2) I have a special type of night vision that allows me to find the one lone object in an otherwise empty room and trip over it.
3) An O visa is granted to a non-citizen "...who possesses extraordinary ability in the sciences, arts, education, business, or athletics..."
4) Your Life Path Number is determined by your date of birth and purportedly reveals a person's nature, talents and true calling. Like Alec Baldwin, Alfred Hitchcock and Fidel Castro, I'm a 3.
5) What's the right amount of pie to eat if you can't sleep at night? All the pie.