Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Insomnia and Me: 5 Things I've learned before 5:00am

1) Nobody cares that it's 3:00am and you can't sleep. Not even your mom when you call to tell her about it.
2) You can't buy alcohol in Virginia until 6:00am. 

3) Fungus is a weird word. 
4) Your downstairs neighbor hears your tossing and turning and thinks your dating life is way more exciting than it really is.
5) Whatever you do, don't think about ghosts.