Saturday, February 11, 2012

Insomnia and Me: 5 Things I've learned before 5:00am - Part II

1) Jonathan Rhys Meyers is a terrible, terrible actor.
2) The real Paul McCartney died in 1966 and was replaced by look-alike Billy Shepherd.  
3) Sleeve is a weird word.
4) Odd animal couples. I'm rooting for them.
5) Can't sleep? I bet you'd be more comfortable if you slept on your stomach, I mean, you're up anyway you should just try it...Hmm, you were more comfortable on your back, just flip back over and I won't bring it up again...But you know, when you sleep on your stomach you need your favorite pillow, try it once more, last time I promise...Ohh, that's right, you don't have that pillow anymore, sorry, sorry that one's on me... [Repeat for the next 2-7 hours]