Sunday, April 1, 2012

Insomnia and Me: 5 Things I've learned before 5:00am - Part III

1) Between 2:00am and 5:00am there is a monster in the bathroom who lives behind the shower curtain.   
2) Clocking in at 18.5 hours, Singapore Airlines Flight 21 is the longest regular scheduled non-stop flight.
3) William "The Refrigerator" Perry is the greatest football player of all time.
4) That stomachache you had earlier is probably indigestion. Or cancer.
In rare instances, excessive consumption of nutmeg can result in a condition called nutmeg psychosis. Unlike law school, which invariably results in psychosis. Zing.