Insomnia and Me: 5 Things I've learned before 5:00am - Part X

1) In a deck of cards, the King of Hearts is known as the suicide king or King Charles (named after Charlemagne). It's debated whether the sword striking the king is his own or another's. Suspects include the Queen of Spades.
2) This kitten doesn't want a bath. Been there right?
3) The Taman Shud Case is an unsolved case of an unidentified man found dead in South Australia in 1948. His body was found on Somerton beach with a half smoked cigarette and all the labels from his clothing removed. The phrase "tamam shud" which means "ended" or "finished" was written on a page from a collection of poems titled The Rubaiyat and was found in a hidden pocket of the man's pants.

4) Coffee's for closers only.
5) The Moai of Easter Island are monolithic human statues carved from rock. Archaeologists don't know why the statues were built, what they signified, how they were transported, or why they were abandoned unfinished. 

E-Fail

"Hi Mom!"

"Hi Peanut! Can you help me with the computer?"

"Sure, what are you trying to do?"

"I need to fax something to my Doctor. Daniel said we can fax using the computer?"

"Do you mean e-mail Mom?"

"Yes, that's the one."

"Okay, is the e-mail open on the screen?"

"How do you open an e-mail?"

"In Outlook. Look at the toolbar at the top of the screen and you should see a 'New' icon or you can click on 'File' and then choose 'New' from the drop-down menu."

"How do I open Outlook?"

"Okay, so go to the 'Start' menu at the bottom of the computer screen and click on 'All Programs'."

"Well, I'm not at the computer right now. I'm at the Doctor's office. My Doctor's actually right here, I'll just hand this form to him. You know, all this new technology isn't as great as people say. Love you Peanut, bye."

"You're right Mom. Love you too, bye."