5) There's a Wikipedia page containing a fairly comprehensive list of practical jokes, pranks, gags, and shenanigans. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pick up some verbal agreement forms for work.
4) There is an alarming amount of information availble for becoming a successful RPS (Rock, Paper, Scissors) player.
|"You know, sometimes it feels like I don't actually exist."|
1) Now go home and get your fucking shinebox.