Monday, May 21, 2012

Insomnia and Me: 5 Things I've learned before 5:00am - Part V

1) Haven't planned your December 21, 2012 evacuation route out of the city? 
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2) Mankind is responsible for technological breakthroughs like graphene and nanorobotics but is incapable of producing a microwave that runs quieter than a nuclear reactor.
3) Blue is universally listed as mankind's favorite color with 42% of the vote from men and 27% from women.

4) There is no better breakfast than a warm croissant with nutella. 
5) There is no known explanation for why we laugh. At least that's what I say when people don't get my jokes.