"Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet." ~Roger Miller
"There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting." ~George Carlin
"I ran my fastest marathon in the rain." ~Bill Rodgers
"It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent." ~Dave Barry
"The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain." ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.'" ~Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
"There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting." ~George Carlin
"I ran my fastest marathon in the rain." ~Bill Rodgers
"It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent." ~Dave Barry
"The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain." ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.'" ~Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
