Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Everything I Know Is Ridiculous - Part VIII


5) This isn't my coin collection...I'm uh holding it for a friend. 
4) Last night I held Aladdin's lamp / And so I wished that I could stay.

3) Find yourself reminiscing about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and pondering which of the Shredder fighting foursome was the most Cowabunga? To the relief of ninjas everywhere Cracked examined this very issue and determined Ralphel, while only a mediocre painter, is the most radical of all the turtles.


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2) A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar.
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