5) It's not like I collect coins or anything but this one is going in my shiny box.
4) Last night I held Aladdin's lamp / And so I wished that I could stay.
3) Find yourself reminiscing about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and pondering which of the Shredder fighting foursome was the most Cowabunga? To the relief of ninjas everywhere Cracked examined this very issue and determined Ralphel, while only a mediocre painter, is the most radical of all the turtles.
2) A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar. 1) And I never mention what he's like in bed.