Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Everything I Know Is Ridiculous - Part XXXIV

5) A 2011 article by CNN explains why some people actually hate their birthdays.




4) Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water. Now my tea will never be ready...
3) I know what Bo don't know
. Ch-ch-chang chang.


2) There's a Wikipedia page containing a comprehensive list of practical jokes, pranks, gags, and shenanigans. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pick up some verbal agreement forms for work.
1) Be
fore my diagnosis, I called D.C. home for just under a decade. That sketchy, sweltering, swampland saw me through four marathons, five law firms, an undetermined number of men, bipolar and finally MS. But I think I need a new town, to leave this all behind.


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