Wednesday, March 20, 2019

Everything I Know Is Ridiculous - Part XXIV

5) The best line from the Comedy Central's Roast of Stephen Hawking: "I. See. That. Andy. Dick. Is. Here. Tonight. I. Presume. He. Wants. Me. To. Tell. Him. How. A. Black. Hole. Swallowed. His. Career...No. No. I. Kid. Andy. It's. Not. Fair. To. Make. Fun. Of. People. With. Disabilities. Boom. Roasted."
4) M
y blood type, AB Positive, is known as the "Universal Recipient" because we can receive blood from every other blood type but can only donate to other AB Positives. Universal Recipient—I haven't been called that since college.
3) Albert Einstein didn't receive the Nobel Peace Prize for his Theory of Relativity, but rather for his explanation of the photoelectric effect.
2) This horse from Turkey has the title of the most beautiful horse in the world and "looks like its been dipped in gold."

But is he single?

1) Michael Jordan's "Failure" Nike commercial is considered the most inspirational sports commercial of all time.


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